this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I call cap. His balls should be blocking your eyesight or he’s in doggy and you can’t see his face anyway.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 116 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Ah, the ol' Tonguepunch Tuesdays

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 18 points 20 hours ago

Rimjob tuesday

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 18 hours ago

Y'all ain't tossing salad? You poor bastards, go have a coke binge and eat some butt, live life.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because you finally let him put it in and he found out how Rumi it was in there

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Wait, who's Rumi and what's he doing in there?

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to sit on his face and witness a little enthusiasm?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 23 points 1 day ago

The law of equivalent exchange

[–] lath@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that qualifies you as a shit-stirrer.

[–] YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nothing wrong with brown coffee

As long as you brush your teeth anyway

[–] homes@piefed.world 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When they’ve got a bottle of mouthwash in their nightstand drawer next to the lube…

“oh, how thoughtful”

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is good habit anyway.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you spit it into without a sink?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world -2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A good boy/girl just swallows

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 hours ago

I don't think drinking mouthwash is a good thing that being said I do wonder how far off mucus is from semen because I think I could be a swallowing king if it counts

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 22 hours ago

That was your decision. Deal with it