I call cap. His balls should be blocking your eyesight or he’s in doggy and you can’t see his face anyway.
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Ah, the ol' Tonguepunch Tuesdays
Rimjob tuesday
Y'all ain't tossing salad? You poor bastards, go have a coke binge and eat some butt, live life.
Because you finally let him put it in and he found out how Rumi it was in there
Wait, who's Rumi and what's he doing in there?
Time to sit on his face and witness a little enthusiasm?
The law of equivalent exchange
I believe that qualifies you as a shit-stirrer.
Nothing wrong with brown coffee
As long as you brush your teeth anyway
When they’ve got a bottle of mouthwash in their nightstand drawer next to the lube…
“oh, how thoughtful”
This is good habit anyway.
Where do you spit it into without a sink?
A good boy/girl just swallows
I don't think drinking mouthwash is a good thing that being said I do wonder how far off mucus is from semen because I think I could be a swallowing king if it counts
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That was your decision. Deal with it