this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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---------Government
------arE
----reaL
- Secret
- Government
- Espionage
- Laundromat
Secret Government
Espionage Laundromat
Refrigerator
wait fuck i suck at these poems
Exterior Government Aviator
I fly a Raytheon, Psychic Debaser
Exterior Government Aviator
I fly a Raytheon, Psychic Debaser
Biology, means nothing to me
Wire up the birds and schizos will flee
Tinfoil hats, do not wash well
With a good enough joke, they will sell
Feathers, will fly
Beamed through the sky
Bird brain, magnets
Deniable dragnet
... approximately to tune and cadence of:
I knew it.
... spread the word?
Ok.
Well...
... don't you know, about the bird?
Well, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa OOM MAH MOW MOW
Pa Pa OOM MAH MOW MOW
Pa Pa OOM MAH MOW MOW
WELL DONT YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE BIRD
WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Suuuuuuurrrrrrfiiinnnn Biiiiiiirrrrrrrddddd
-dies-
Ok, I spread the word:
s g e l
AI data centers are bird factories
Who is this "The Word" person and why are they closely related to this "Miss Information" person I keep spreading?
I've found that anytime someone keeps getting spread, it's always your mom
I try to keep a low profile.
They have played us for absolute fools.
or seagull, which is a type of sea bird.
There's no such thing as a seagull. Lots of types of gull but no sea gull.
Gaydar
!birdsarentreal@lemmy.world
Crossposted
I hate this "joke" so much ... you know that in a few years people will believe this shit, right?
In a few years?