this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026
47 points (98.0% liked)

United Kingdom

6784 readers
321 users here now

General community for news/discussion in the UK.

Less serious posts should go in !casualuk@feddit.uk or !andfinally@feddit.uk
More serious politics should go in !uk_politics@feddit.uk.

Try not to spam the same link to multiple feddit.uk communities.
Pick the most appropriate, and put it there.

Posts should be related to UK-centric news, and should be either a link to a reputable source, or a text post on this community.

Opinion pieces are also allowed, provided they are not misleading/misrepresented/drivel, and have proper sources.

If you think "reputable news source" needs some definition, by all means start a meta thread.

Posts should be manually submitted, not by bot. Link titles should not be editorialised.

Disappointing comments will generally be left to fester in ratio, outright horrible comments will be removed.
Message the mods if you feel something really should be removed, or if a user seems to have a pattern of awful comments.

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 

Five-million Farage has flounced out of parliament in order to pause the investigations into his alleged corruption, but other major parties are refusing to contest the resulting by-election, potentially leaving him facing Count Binface as his biggest rival. With the British public's love of the underdog and refusing to do what's expected - remember Boaty McBoatface? - I wouldn't bet against it being Count Binface MP soon.

top 19 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] anothermember@feddit.uk 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Good, that's the only way to play this one.

The other alternatives: if all parties had contested it would split the vote. Any united progressive candidate would have trouble winning in Clacton. An all-party backed opposition candidate would have been unlikely and would easily be painted as "the establishment" by Farage.

As things are: an independent novelty candidate might actually have the best chance, small as it may be, of beating Farage if they can capture all the protest vote (the absolute majority of Clacton didn't vote Farage in the last election). Or worst, most likely, case Farage wins a hollow victory unopposed by major parties, he hasn't made his point, things stay the same only now he's seen as wasting everyone's time.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 minutes ago

Farage having a close election with count binface is going to be funny

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 hours ago

Wow, so they actually did it. Bully for them.

Binface vs Frogface.

Worst case of Binface losing still means Five Mil Frogface having his finances investigated.

Who knows, if they find enough dirt, it might even turn into a criminal investigation, given the laundering accusations.

[–] minty@aussie.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If count bin face got in would he be able to wear his costume in Parliament?

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I think the current requirement is something like smart business wear, but Count Binface has been wearing that for his work for seven years, so who knows?

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well you aren't allowed to wear a suit of armour into the parliament so...

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 minutes ago

It's a spacesuit, not armour.

[–] Seimhe@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

It's impressive to see the other parties unified in their strategy, which also seems to be a smart one. I heard Zack Polanski say (can't remember when) that the people of Clacton need to reject Farage, so I wondered if they were running a candidate, but that's not the case either.

[–] moderatecentrist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 minutes ago

Maybe they're not unified because they believe in a common good, but instead because it serves the interests of each of them to see Farage make a fool of himself and potentially lose support in the polls

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Five Mil Froggie is gonna claim they're bullying him by not ganging up on him.

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 3 points 3 hours ago

Reform UK Ltd MPs are already trotting that line out in morning TV interviews.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

They already said they aren't fielding a candidate there.

Watching this rat squirm has been a joy this last couple of weeks.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

wait, binface might actually win?!

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 hours ago

Finally, Earth will become great again, and hand dryers will be properly located.

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 0 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I agree with the sentiment of the other parties, but guaranteeing this worm the ability to say "i won with 100% of the vote" seems wrong.

[–] mjr@infosec.pub 3 points 3 hours ago

Nothing is guaranteed in UK politics. Imagine if he loses to the Count!

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 5 hours ago

If he runs unopposed it doesn't mean anything. If there's no candidates running against him there might not even be an election.