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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TIEPilot@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’m more of a KoЯn man.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I think Saitama can handle this one.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As opposed to Dog Killer Man?

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dispatched means killed, right?

I try to keep the cooking group related to cooking topics. Killing dogs isn't part of that.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Never said that or meant that.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It was clear from the context that you were talking about killing the dogs. When asked for clarification, you did not talk about other people removing the dogs. When I mentioned that you don't want a reputation for being the guy who kills dogs because it causes you to have to sell your home in a hurry you didn't correct me. You defended your choice saying that you had to protect your livestock. You specified the birds were on nearby community property. I pointed out that livestock is on your land, not on community property.

You are obviously killing dogs. Or at least bragging about it.

I work in animal rescue. No one person in animal control is going to refer to a captured feral dog as dispatched.

There's a difference between being a shitposter and being a shit poster.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The core problem is you killing dogs and trying to lie about it by distracting and pretending that I don't know what you said.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I never said that, you keep putting words in my mouth.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You put words in your mouth. You defended killing dogs.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Every time you say "but" everyone reading this knows you do, in fact, kill dogs.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Never said that.