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[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

is this the senator that blasted some insane shit on twitter? i saw the news only a glimpse.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago

That doesn't narrow things down much.

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 217 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Love that this is how I found out

[–] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 58 points 2 days ago

Same here. I will read his obituary with great joy (to butcher the famous quote).

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Me too, didn't expect it either. Was secretly hoping that maybe he would somehow redeem himself, but looks like he rather died being trump's lap dog.

Also McConnell is dead, they just don't want a special election

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

McConnell doesn't have a sister they can replace him with?

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There was a brief moment on January 6th where it looked like Lindsey would grow a pair of balls and standup to Trump.

Unfortunately he backtracked and resorted to gobbling Trump's balls as soon as it was apparent he wouldn't lose power. At least he died doing what he loved; being an absolute power bottom in all aspects of life.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

I find out about people who've died by this, more than probably any other way.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

That is so awesome.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago
[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.

25? please add a couple zeros. it ain't a jackpot, but it's a nice prize.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 89 points 2 days ago (4 children)

McConnell and Graham in one week!?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is how I find out Lindsey died?

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

He had a terminal case of the vapors.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago

I think the parades don't start until 0900 EST so you're good.

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[–] SecretiveVault@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Oh come on. This is ridiculous.

We all know he already got McConnell.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.

I'm more than happy to be wrong about this

[–] Beangut@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I just hope he's in pain if he's still alive

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[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

McConnell has been dead for a good ten years now. It’s been just his rotting corpse and animatronics ever since

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weekend at Bernie's meets Freddy Fazbear.

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞

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[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 61 points 2 days ago

Lady bug Lindsay died the way he lived - like a closeted piece of shit.

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago
[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago

THIS is an EX turtle. It has ceased to be! Joined the choir angelic!

[–] Kimika@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Death is on Free Play, there's just a lot of prizes in the claw game.

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

Not on my bingo card

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Oh joyous day! Finally I never have to hear his whiny bitch ass again.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bad things come in threes.

So you’re probably right about it being two.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

you can’t always get what you want, but sometimes you get what you need

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 21 points 2 days ago

Sweet. Thank you Lemmy Shitpost.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago

Well somebody's gotta warm up hell before ol' Mitch goes downstairs

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Next round’s on me 🍻

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t'other day. That wasn't bad.

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