Screaming obscenities at the AI customer service rep will get it to transfer you to a real person much faster than being polite to it will
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2026
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Telling it you're gonna kill yourself because its help was so bad also works! (at last with broadcom's AI, which is really annoying)
Ooh I like that. I wonder if you could guilt trip one of these customer service AIs into lower your bill that way.
Ive seen a vid of someone gaslighting ChatGpt till it burned out
Gaslight it into thinking it already agreed to lower your bill. At the very least you'll short circuit it into passing your call to real person.
First pants, then shoes
If you need ice, instead of buying ice cubes from the grocery store, you can put water in the freezer and wait!
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Hay hielo en casa.
If you yell "representative" loudly and repeatedly in any government lobby you will recieve service much faster
secret service that is
Pressing the elevator button rapidly makes it arrive faster
When you tie a shoe, you should always tie it clockwise and never counter-clockwise.
This has to do with Feng Shui as cosmic currents tend to run counter-clockwise,
thus strengthening the ties between yin and yang.
Ah, so that's why my chi is off...
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