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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago (20 children)

Israel should be dissolved and Netanyahu should be hanged.

This is a list of honor.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I have said both of those things before and I'm not on it :(

Maybe this will help:

The Israeli state's existence came to be through a disgustingly clear set of international racist decisions made by Zionists as bad as if not worse than the ones that led to SA's apartheid regime that has not been given the same interest given to apartheid, likely because the US can veto any UN decision on it. Here's a recap: It started under a declaration made in 1917 by those British imperialist twats to transmit the literal "Zionist Federation of Great Britain and Ireland" to Palestine.

This all happened RIGHT AFTER a protection agreement was made in 1916 between the same British twats and the Hussein Arab leader at the time who was far, FAR more liberal than the current wahhabist regime (similar to the Levant states rather than the Gulf States).

This was all AFTER the Sykes-Picot agreement had secretly been made in 1916 between European states regarding which areas of the middle east would be under who's control.

After Hussein had gotten shafted by the British on Palestine and provision of any military support, British twats decided to shaft him again in 1927 by literally supporting the Wahhabist regime invading him from the east. Those Saudi fuckers ONLY decided to stop before Jordan because it may piss off their British daddies.

This is all before the Holocaust even happened.

So the founding of the current INSANE conservative governments in the Gulf states & Israel all goes back to the British. And their current continued existence is heavily due to intrusion by the USA, who's existence is due to the British. The UK & US are both* currently in a FAFO state of conservative government. I love the Irish with all my heart

In the end fuck Israel. I hope it gets dismantled as a state and all the Zionists (including Bibi Netanyahu in particular) get hung. I hope ALL his supporters either learn actual global history, get thrown into the Maga crowd, or get hung if they like neither option*.

EDIT: for more accurate current state and better treatment of current supporters

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I hope it gets dismantled as a state and all the Zionists (including Bibi Netanyahu in particular) get hung.

I keep saying this, but I eagerly await this generation's John C. Woods

[–] Maiq@piefed.zip 17 points 1 week ago

I'm in the fucking userRegexes. Guess he didn't want to have to add me again if I bounced instances.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Man. I looked for myself and was sad I wasn't there.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same, but I only ever comment; i wonder if I'd piss off the right people more if I posted, too.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have one single obscure post but I'm in the list still. I feel honored 🥳

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, must have been quite the post!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's about a radical leftist trans rights socialist Linux phone. It's horrible, really.

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[–] SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I looked for myself and I was surprised that I am on the regex. I don't comment very often but I'll wear it proudly.

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[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

our whole instance is blocked. we're all on the list my friend!

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[–] ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Proud to say I made the list. Trans rights are human rights, and Billionaires need to be put to death :D. Have a good one, guys.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You know, part of the reason I went with 'sp3ctr4l', on lemmy... is my personal history of being banished to the shadow realm on other platforms, for calling out moderator bullshit, directly, publically.

You're gonna ban a phantasm?

Really?

I guess I'm just the ghost of transparent and accountable community management, at this point.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously what the fuck is tesseract?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A lemmy frontend, the guy developing it put in a shadowban list hiding away popular trans and leftist users/communities.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow what a cunt, I hope he has a really nice time with this.

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Him and like the 7 other people who end up using it will love shouting at each other I'm sure.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm so confused because I'm like a liberal gun owner who hates the Democratic party but loves Democracy, and somehow my username is in the regex.

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 11 points 1 week ago

You didn't state you like the Republicans nor the current version called MAGAs, so you're certainly a leftist

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Liberal gun owner? Yeah, he hates that shit for some reason. I think he's basically all "if you don't agree with every decision made by the good guys on the West Wing, you're toxcick!"

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[–] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

I'm not on it either... C'mon my username was right there.

[–] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Finally, a list everybody want to be on!

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I got regex-ed. The idiot is making sure I am not seen on their shitty app even if I jump instance, I guess I have pissed them enough. Checking the list of banned words I probably called the orange turd a bunch of them and said the rest frequently.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

Who's gonna sneak in a weird regex that excludes the creators 😁?

[–] foo@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At this point we should specify which list. Because, you know, that other list. Or do we just call that "in the files"?

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd look but IDGAF

I've gotten into some heated discussions and believe in liberal and progressive ideas, so I wouldn't be surprised if I was in there

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I will use that list as inspiration to generate my next alts 👉👈

HailSeitanDrinkCocaCola

Edit: Fun words to include in nicks:

  • abc123
  • DrinkCocaCola
  • MediaStrategies
  • TheStrongestBoy
  • UwUhugger
  • archist
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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm on the list... i feel honored

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How do you check if you're on this list? Asking for a friend.

EDIT: Just checked the list. I'm not on it 🫤

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 week ago

am not on it,but what does it mean when your on it??

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

This blocklist is so extensive, it feels like they just need the phone number of the one person they're trying to contact

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I wonder how many times Tesseract users saw me post a high resolution image of a guillotine before I was added to the list

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

hint: it’s not open source.

(the list is behind a wget call, and not editable; the proj lead is a butthurt douche who wouldn’t merge a pr anyway..)

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

wait where is the list. I wanna be in it, take me in!

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Wanna fite, bruv?

(Maybe we can both get in?)

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Te list is not in the repo, the dev did a tiny bit of obfuscation: it loads from a server every time. I think it's been taken offline after tha backlash and only someone's archive (the Copyparty link) is available.

I'm not there either, time to be more leftist and trans-friendly ✊

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