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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 34 points 2 days ago

you can also grow them in pots, it's easier

[–] owl@infosec.pub 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I should pour water on my girlfriend?

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Only if it helps.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

However she prefers. Girlfriends do need to stay hydrated, like all members of the subclass partnerus romanticus

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

He's a monster(a)

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

It is not an issue of effort, it is an issue of not seeing how bad the state is, either by them acting or by yourself being overwhelmed by life.

So

  1. clearly show communicate the current state
  2. actively demand water
[–] python@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Shit he's gonna get root rot. Stupid ass Monsteras are way too fragile

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I too water my parasitic rose girlfriend, and she waters my parsitic fern self in return.