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[-] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 110 points 10 months ago

"I hate working from home because whenever someone says "their furry coworker" I don't know if they mean their cat or their sysadmin"

[-] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago

If I have a meeting booked in with the infosec team, and someone shows up with blue hair, cat ear headphones, and they/them pronouns, I know I'm dealing with an expert.

This has happened to me multiple times at multiple companies, and they've always been very good at their jobs.

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

òwó Your ERP checklist; hand it over... úwù pwease?

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 44 points 10 months ago

Proof that office norms exclude talented people.

[-] yote_zip@pawb.social 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm a sr. software engineer and you best believe I spam furry emotes at my coworkers. In my experience and in the companies I've worked at, most people who are even moderately talented operate with a relaxed attitude. As long as they get their deliverables done, don't worry about how they do it. If you've got a problem with them they'll take another offer in a week.

Edit: Also, I'd like to note that I think this behavior is healthy. People should be allowed to be themselves at work. I often joke about people putting on their "corporatesonas" at work.

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I often joke about people putting on their “corporatesonas” at work.

I hate mine, it's going in the trash bit by bit. What a boring, miserable and insecure guy that was.

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

And look at you now! An adorable little hyena!

[-] kshade@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Aw, thank you, but

EDIT: Ah fuck, that wasn't meant to be innuendo

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, I’m not a size queen.

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

This is always how I’ve managed a team. If someone is asleep at the desk, rollerblading on the roof, but gets all their work done, I’m happy. If someone just looks busy all the time and is dressed nice, but constantly causes issues I’m a hot little potato.

[-] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

It sucks because this is how it should be but all my leadership cares about is time tracking and metrics

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The wrong metrics though, because lazy metrics with no thought put into them are easy!

[-] Literati@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

We call em worksonas

[-] Adori@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Usually whatever the talented people push for in terms of benefits ends up helping all the coworkers cuz they'll get em too

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

“Is someone barking over here?”
That’s Information Security Operations, sir.
“Oh! Well tell them to carry on then.”

[-] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 30 points 10 months ago
[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 19 points 10 months ago

"I, uh... I'm a gay cat on the internet."

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] dojan@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

When he has homophobia in his eyes 🤩

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

DUTCH IS A WOLF! But yes...

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

My apologies. A gay wolf, then uwu

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

i was referencing demo finds spy's fursona but yes

[-] sag@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Hmmm, Maybe a Rat

[-] Wander@yiffit.net 24 points 10 months ago

Damn, if that's the case, how and where can I please surround myself with cybersecurity experts? Please... for security purposes of course.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

We're everywhere (a student here). Just ask any time, on literally any platform with a dense population of geeks (like Lemmy). For even more results / accidentally summoning an army of furries, ask on random Linux forums or StackOverflow. Just be aware all the Arch users will be gay (so that's where to look of you're into that).

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

all Arch users are gay and 50% are trans

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 months ago

I know a guy who actually works like the guy in the first picture but he wears hawaii shirts and shorts. I guess some people are built different.

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