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[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 21 points 9 months ago

Duolingo will teach the 50 most common words first, and then the precise names of all items of clothing you could think of.

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And then never discuss the weather or any emotion other than happy.

But then, I don't suppose the other feelings are even a necessity when you're drinking as much and as many types of alcohol as Duolingo seems to think Turkey — a highly-regulated, 98% muslim country — goes through on the daily.

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

It took them forever to teach me the word for "then". But hey, at least I learned all about how to speak about cows.

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

I've been learning Finnish for nearly a year. The first phrase it taught me was "Sinä olet velho". I thought it was madness to teach me "You are a wizard". Like, when am I ever going to use that?!

Later that year, I was performing at a forest festival in Finland, and a guy staggered past wearing a wizard hat. The way his face lit up when I yelled "Sinä olet velho!" was priceless!

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Can't wait for when I bump into someone who thought dinosaurs were pets.

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

If you want to learn a language, I recommend Language Transfer. It's a free app

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Haven't heard of that, maybe I'll check it out. Duolingo doesn't seem to really be working.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

"Home is where the cat is"

Got that one time.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Considering birds are dinosaurs, factually not true

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

It’s the way

[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

Actually 🤓 some of them were, but then the government decided to wipe all of them out and replace them with drones c/birdsarentreal c/ifitfliesitspies c/birdwatchinggoesbothways

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Fred Flintstone disagrees.

[-] whileloop@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
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