Memes

Touching grass is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

I don't go on dates, my wife would be angry.

they're delicious habibi.

If you want to know a certain thing or a certain class of things directly, you must personally participate in the practical struggle to change reality, to change that thing or class of things, for only thus can you come into contact with them as phenomena; only through personal participation in the practical struggle to change reality can you uncover the essence of that thing or class of things and comprehend them.

-Mao Zhe Dong

I feel bad approaching women since I don't want to be a creep and I'm terrible at gauging when people are into me so I don't ask people out. I haven't gone on a date in 5 or 6 years by now, and that was a girl who had to kiss me for me to realize she was into me.

It's been kind of fascinating hearing from friends and dates just how bad a lot of people are at dating. I don't consider myself a pro but apparently the bar is so low that asking someone out, to a third place (not your home, dudes!), with clear intention is clearing it.

I'm a homebody that lives in a place where there's nothing nearby that interests me so going out to meet people is basically impossible 😞

I never go on dates; not only are the fruit rendered completely inedible in the process, but your soles would remain sticky for at least a week. I can extract little meaning from this outlandish arrangement and am completely in the dark as to why people would get such bewildering ideas