this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Oh that's easy, just dream that you woke up refreshed and ready for work. It's such a relief when your alarm goes off and you realize your productive dreams amounted to nothing...

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What episode is this haggard as hell squidward from?

[–] MinguPingu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/riZuHpMFlyM?feature=shared

14 seconds in

Squid's Day Off "Have you finished those errands?"

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Solarius 6 points 2 years ago

it would be truly epic if i could sleep through the night without being awoken by my chronic pain

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Do coke before bed so you can sleep faster