Oh that's easy, just dream that you woke up refreshed and ready for work. It's such a relief when your alarm goes off and you realize your productive dreams amounted to nothing...
Bikini Bottom Twitter
Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
What episode is this haggard as hell squidward from?
https://youtu.be/riZuHpMFlyM?feature=shared
14 seconds in
Squid's Day Off "Have you finished those errands?"
Go to sleep earlier
it would be truly epic if i could sleep through the night without being awoken by my chronic pain
Do coke before bed so you can sleep faster