Well in some cruel twist of fate I found out that my grandma is declining and probably wont last much longer as she’s stopped eating and drinking.

I did a rat last night and today. It’s a requirement for visiting a nursing home.

Last night negative, today this evening positive.

Explains why I’m feeling rubbish but I won’t be able to see my grandma. Maybe for the last time as well.

Took myself out to dinner and met a charming fella

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Hooray I'm looking after Hambam the border collie himbo in a few weeks for a few days.

I thought I was getting the cold shoulder from my aunt (himbos owner) because I fed it all the wrong foodz. Not the case so don't worry hambam eye fillet on pasta with a sprinkle of parmesan is still on the menu.

Wonder if he remembers me...

I've done it! I've completed my first week and I managed to attend my first meeting without making a tit of myself.

This weekend I die, and by die I mean sleep for like 48hrs straight.

There's something about a sunny day which makes a sujuk and tasty cheese gozleme irresistible to me

Fly my army of Darkness, and not so Darkness

About to step into the interview. Wish me luck!

Ah, I see we are now allowed to name the high profile man in the Toowoomba rape case. Oh, his poor mental health.

Hey buddies. Happy Friday. What's your plans tonight?

Interesting....I reached out to the Hoyts spice guys because I wants my damned chicken sprinkle umami and..

We are waiting on the go ahead to range this product once again in the major supermarkets.
We anticipate that a decision will not be made till early next year now.
Sorry, that I cannot be more specific, however the decision rests on the procurement team of the 2 majors.

fucking. Colesworth.

Scored a bunch of poetry LPs, Shakespeare, some Schubert and a Julian Bream 👍 8 LPs, $16 😸

Couldn't open my mouth and ask for the help I really need. Try again tomorrow.

Work done!

Prosecco in hand. Noice!

It's my last day of leave and I am very sad. Don't wanna go back to work ☹️

On Monday I'm planning to take a sick day and I've just booked an indulgent massage package. And I don't feel remotely guilty. It'll be medicinal.

I'm sorry but Fed Square is ugly as sin, always has been and you can't change my mind.

any recommendations for making new mates? Realized in psych yesterday I've had a few mates drop away and have become actually pretty friggin lonely. Not much of a sports guy and obviously a bit time poor.

Hello DIYers, I have managed to crack the door and need to get it fixed before I leave. How do? Pls 101 me

Half way through the day, and everyone wants a piece of me. Too bad, I can only answer so many calls, do rescheduling, new emails, new inquiries, and quality assurance (all at the same time) to the best of my abilities.

You bet I have process feedback for the new manager lol

Just got a payrise, which is 0.1% ahead of inflation.

I have a headache and the loud party somewhere in the neighborhood with the thumping base and screaming and carrying on is not helping.

OK, today is the day. I am going to turn dig into dug, and park my car back in the carport. I got this.

Edit: Done! The carport is now soil-free and fully swept out. A small pile of rubbish that had accumulated in the corner has been dealt with, and a bunch of dead leaves and things have been evicted too. Looks better than before the soil was delivered. Now I can make a quick trip to Bunnings for some mulch and put the car back where it belongs. 😁

update: Apparently cbf today means "pull out six meter long poured concrete strips in the garden and remove the brickwork underneath"

My quick trip to Bunnings turned out to be more hassle than anticipated. Something was wrong with the EFTPOS machine and it was not reading the cards, and the checkout operator apparently had no problem solving ability at all. Ended up just leaving the stuff there and walking out. I went to another Bunnings and got a much better checkout operator (i.e. used self checkout) and had no problems. Then on the way home there were poorly signed road closures making me divert twice. Frustrating. But at least when I did get home I could park in the carpark rather than out on the street.

After the cat bite I've been doing maybe a bit too much googling and all I can say is there are way too many stock photos out there of kitties chomping down on a hand. I sure hope the humans have well concealed protection. My tendon hurts. I'm trying not to think about it too much...

purple hair dye has been applied!

instead of going out tonight and getting plastered I'm staying in and getting plastered and making a stash of gyoza.

this time will be different though because I watched an internet video footage on pleating.

I had a dream last night that I was at my first night of on-campus living at uni, and I had explosive diarrhoea in the communal toilets that smelled so bad, and everyone knew it was me, that I quit uni in shame.

Reminder to redeem your Maccas Monopoly prizes before the 29th. I got me a free McMuffin to claim.