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Anon does fartmaxing (feddit.de)

submitted 2 years ago by Brand@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 years ago

Again a greentext about op accidentally becoming healthier. It's a trend!

[–] goa_mpu@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

Those people wonder why nobody wants to hang out with them.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Whey protein my guy.

[–] LpQr26@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

Mind-anus Connection - does he have a 5k coaching offer for this?

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Stand at the edge of two walls so it echoes

[–] kilodelta@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Dude could just eat bok choy and save the time and effort.

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fartomancy

[–] banana_meccanica@feddit.it 2 points 2 years ago

Just grown, becoming older will make you lose the control over your fart, its all about silent farts.