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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 96 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Naw. Their math was right. According to their rules, women don’t count.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

came to say this.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah they counted right. It’s just women aren’t people to them. Hehehe god damn those ass holes look like a bunch of shady individuals. Like, if this gig doesn’t pan out their backup plan is robbing banks.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Back in the 1940s, there was a comic called '7 Soldiers of Victory.' One of them had a Chinese sidekick, so he didn't count.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago

Gonna try "Chinese" as my next D&D wizard's familiar

[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

It's because women don't count in their opinion.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Is that an electric bass guitar? That’s the devil’s instrument

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Really nice of him to challenge Johnny with a fiddle - seems he went in intending to lose, not only to gift Johnny the golden fiddle, but to give a huge boost to Johnny's confidence thereafter!

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

Along those lines, remember when Indiana almost wrote the value of π into law, using a value of 3.2?

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

can you imagine this photo shoot. i wonder what they think of themselves....

..sunglasses.. cool. everyone line up, look at steve over there yeah, no not at me, at steve

jerry, move your hand away from your crotch

their first album was better

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nothing scarier than Muslim math!