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Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
Because doggos deserve better than us assholes do.
Robot species and genders are a social construct. Nothing stop you from having sex with it, it isn't illegal yet. Dogs were just the first to realize they could.
But I don't want to fuck a dog robot
Bruh do you want to fuck C-3PO?
Ew no.
Gimme R2-D2.
Is that an offer, or?
That's a command
See that's on you
With the right attitude, any robot's a sexbot.
...and my robot vacuum's looking mighty fine right now.
There's no law saying you can't fuck the robodog. 🤷🏻♂️
They said we'd have jetpacks and flying cars, and all we got was this dog fucking a robot. I'm calling bullshit.
What can I say? It's a dog ride dog world
In Night City, you can be cum
And this is how transformers are made.
Instructions unclear, d...og stuck in robot
We have seen the future, and the future is weird.
when you romance curie in fallout 4
Not Gilda?
Why did you crop out the top "Revolt against" part of the caption?
First there was manpig now robodog = algore said that just trust me bro
Uhm actually it’s manbearpig, and I don’t get why you aren’t serial about it.
OMIGOD Manbearpig killed kenny. You bastards
fuck yes
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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