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T-Rex problems (i.imgur.com)
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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Is the food good?

[-] dukepontus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Is it really worth killing a unique creatures for money? Is this what capitalism has thought us?

[-] Old_Dude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Think of all the unique creatures you can save with 500M. The only thing you can do living in a capitalistic society and don't like it is to improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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[-] vynlwombat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Assume the t-rex is immortal

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[-] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 1 year ago

Toss the food. Dinosaur becomes friend or dies from congestion.

[-] smackmyballsoff@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is a fun idea

1: Keister some fentanyl in, poison the food with fentanyl, set food outside hut.

Depending on the dosage it will either die or be very weak for a while.

2: refuse knife, demand shovel. Dig giant holes to trap it. Possibly fill holes with sharp sticks so it's impaled or at least fucks up a foot or two. Bonus points for digging smaller holes all around the Hut then piss it off and watch it break it's legs.

3: depending on how intelligent it really is, you could possibly get it to do it's self great bodily harm. I caught an angry squirrel in a cage once. The squirrel just headbutted the cage over, and over and over. By the time I'd gotten to it it'd already busted it's head open pretty horribly, like it hurt to watch. Didn't stop it though, just kept headbutting that cage in a.. rage? Not even "normal" headbutts, these were full body jumps from one side of the cage to the other. It was trying to use it's head as a battering ram I guess. So maybe provoke the rex and run to your indestructible hut. Maybe it knocks itself senseless trying to get to you. Personally I wouldn't bet my life on that but eh, you do you.

4: just.. traps. Summon your inner Hunter. "What would kill this thing and how to I make that happen? Deep hole strategy again, collect some vines, scale a tree, hoist down with the vines above the hole and now you're bait.

Idk

As was pointed out I guess I'd have to dig the holes close(r) to the indestructible hut.

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[-] rip_art_bell@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Life, uh, finds a way

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

people use their imagination for really strange and stupid things

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

can the rex get into or manipulate the hut in any way?

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[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Wait for it to sleep climb on top its head. Whats it gonna do, flail at me with its puny arms? Stretch its leg up to swat at me standing on one foot? Drop and roll over crushing me om its ba- oooooh wait a min.

Hmm. Maybe I find a way to tie its feet first and stab it and run immediatly before it crushes me.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck I sorted by top 6 hour every time I run the app for the last week and have seen this piece of shit for days

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