What could happen if you would just walk into a police station and say: I want to turn myself in and I take the 5th. : asklemmy

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 140 points 10 months ago

This is the whitest American question I’ve heard in a while.

[-] phillaholic@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

This might be the greatest defenition of White Privilege I’ve ever seen 🤣

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[+] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 130 points 10 months ago

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I plead the fifth

[-] yanyuan@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Good question. There are probably some constellations where the police would be like: We got plenty of matching testimonies for you. We charge you and this could send you to jail for 80 years or you pleat guilty and accept 5 years.

On the other hand, I think in Germany you could be charged with pretending to have committed a crime.

Criminal Code (StGB) § Section 145d Pretending to have committed a criminal offense

(1) Any person who, contrary to his better knowledge, pretends to an authority or to a body competent to receive reports that an unlawful act has been committed [...] shall be liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding three years or to a monetary penalty [...].

[-] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago

That’s just filling a false report. That’s illegal almost anywhere, but you need to be more specific than what’s in the post.

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[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

In Lego City

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[-] foo@withachanceof.com 114 points 10 months ago

Non-snarky answer: My guess is that after not answering any questions they'd assume you're just trying to waste their time and tell you to leave or actually be arrested for trespassing.

[-] PeepinGoodArgs@reddthat.com 44 points 10 months ago

There's probably a law against wasting a police officer's time...

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I looked around, and I think it depends heavily on where in the world you are. Over here I think only calling emergency numbers knowingly in error is a crime, but there are provisions that in extreme cases you could be held partially liable for someone else's harm if you are actively wasting the time of the police or the firefighters.

[-] peter@feddit.uk 11 points 10 months ago

In the UK it is against the law to waste police time, since we don't have a 5th amendment equivalent you would probably just get instantly hit with that if you tried this and didn't leave when told to

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[-] livus@kbin.social 55 points 10 months ago

I live in New Zealand so me rambling about "the fifth" would probably make them call Social Services to come and help me since I would seem to be suffering from a mental health event.

Either that or they would think I was trolling and send me on my way with a stern reminder that wasting police time is a criminal offence.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

I've seen videos filmed in NZ of people ranting about their constitutional rights.

You're right though, they'd assume you're either a nutter or a troll.

[-] livus@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

@Ilovethebomb yeah I met a "Trump supporter" here in NZ once. If we have a lot of them, it's probably an indication that we're underfunding mental health and education.

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

Well they do have rights, it's just their constitution is not one singular document. Kinda like us in Australia with our "implied rights".

But yeah anyone going on about them is most likely the 'Sovereign Citizens' sort. Dunno how the fuck that concept has spread around the world so much.

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[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.ml 40 points 10 months ago

In America, it would totally depend on your skin color.

[-] Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago

If you’re white, laugh it off tell you to piss off. If you’re not white executed on the spot.

[-] DemBoSain@midwest.social 9 points 9 months ago

In Canada they wouldn't know what a fifth is, because liquids are measured in liters.

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[-] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 38 points 9 months ago

Of course without committing a crime before and without saying anything else.

You will probably commit a crime or misdemeanor unknowingly on the way to the station. There is a reason you do not talk to the police, even if you think you're completely innocent.

https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?si=ppgOcO6ZcOVPC0oB

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[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 37 points 9 months ago

They'd probably call social services or a doctor because someone going on about a "fifth amendment" in Switzerland is clearly in need of medical attention

[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I once read about a man who was arrested in (I think) either Serbia or Croatia who told the police that he was taking the "fifth amendment" because he'd seen that on TV in a dubbed American show and thought he could do that there too.

ETA: And many people in German-speaking countries think that if you get arrested by police in a German-speaking country, you are read a translated Miranda warning: "Sie haben das Recht zu schweigen. Alles, was Sie sagen, kann vor Gericht gegen Sie verwendet werden. Sie haben das Recht auf einen Anwalt. Wenn Sie sich keinen Anwalt leisten können, wird Ihnen vom Gericht einer zugeteilt."

[-] yanyuan@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

LASSEN SIE MICH LOS! ICH BERUFE MICH AUF DEN FÜNFTEN ZUSATZ!

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[-] Kelsenellenelvial@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Canadian here, I guess offer directions to the airport so they can get a flight to British Columbia?

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[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@kbin.social 35 points 10 months ago

You'd be told to leave. If you didn't, you'd be arrested for trespassing. And being a fuckwit.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

[-] neptune@dmv.social 30 points 10 months ago

They'd probably search the database for anyone wanted of your name/description. And when it came back blank they'd probably leave you in a room for a few hours to see if anything happens. And then let you go.

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

If you turn yourself in you forfiet your personal belongings. They'd check your ID and see that you have no warrants and tell you to fuck off

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[-] Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 9 months ago

Without any crime to suspect you of, they might detain you and question you. It's not uncommon for people to turn themselves in for crimes, and there are legitimate reasons to do so especially with a lawyer, namely to get out on bail easier, avoid having the police raid your home or place of work, and perhaps used to sway the prosecution for a more favorable sentencing, but if the police have no clue what to even charge you for and they can't figure one out, they'll just be confused and frustrated, which is a dangerous combination for police

[-] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

playing with fire, teasing the man children with guns with a math problem that is unsolvable is likely to invoke a poor outcome.

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

the fifth ? are you sure ? it's a little old-school, evokes holy music... I would go for the third and the seventh instead, just to shake things up. Cops aren't used to daring chords like these, you'd totally destabilize them and they wouldn't be able to jail you

[-] boatswain@infosec.pub 9 points 9 months ago

The fifth always evokes Star Wars to me, so maybe you're right about holy music.

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Well they routinely murder folks who are doing nothing wrong at all, so I wouldn't risk it

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

On one hand, you’re right. On the other hand, I’ve never heard of someone entering a police station and being shot

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

The last words Michael Chad Breinholt heard were, “You’re about to die, my friend.”

[…]

With his hands cuffed behind his back, he briefly wrestled with two officers. One screamed that Breinholt was grabbing his holstered gun. Sgt. Tyler Longman rushed into the room, made his declaration and fired.

VIDEO: A Utah Police Officer Killed a Man Inside the Police Department. It Was His Third Shooting.

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[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 8 points 10 months ago

Step 1: Be black.

Step 2: Walk into the police station and say you're there to turn yourself in. Say you have something you need to show them.

Step 3: Reach into your jacket.

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[-] Saigonauticon@voltage.vn 20 points 10 months ago

The officer would likely look up, tell you to get out, and go back to their work unless there was some obvious reason to arrest you.

Unless they felt like issuing a fine of some type for wasting their time.

[-] burntbutterbiscuits@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

[-] Extrasvhx9he@lemmy.today 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Assuming of legal age, Not an officer or lawyer but think they'll detain you for erratic behavior until the situation gets sorted out

[-] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

Most likely, in my opinion:

Hold you for 24 hours to see if anyone reports a crime and describes you as the perpetrator.

When no one does, find a crime which seems plausible for you, and where they've gotten a description that could possibly fit you.

Interrogate you about it, giving you your lawyer of course. Assuming you do not have a solid alibi for that particular crime, there's a real chance you'll be charged and eventually convicted.

If you do have a solid alibi, they might keep looking for other crimes to charge you with, or they might give up.

If they give up, they're likely to charge you with something related to wasting their time, for which you will at minimum have to pay a fine.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

In my state a police sergeant can have you held for a psychiatric examination if they determine that you are a possible threat to yourself or others. You'd be transported under guard to the nearest locked ER and be examined. If you kept playing games you could spend 30 days in a locked ward and be liable for the bill.

If the cops decide to be extra nice to you, they could get you a public defender. They'd be overworked and advise you to stop playing games.

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[-] Pantherina@feddit.de 9 points 9 months ago

What is a 5th? And why is everyone talking about that?

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago

The 5th Amendment to the United States Constitution affirms citizens' right not to talk to investigating authorities. It's what they're referring to when you see cops in movies tell people "you have the right to remain silent"

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