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Many an innocent bystander passing through here, asking "what is this sublem about?" I think this question deserves to be escalated to the highest level. What are the chinesium turnbuckles that tenuously hold this rusty, fraying cable to the next cable? What holds up the saggy clothesline that is NCD? What keeps us from becoming just another 4chan, living off the dusty HWNDU laurels of former days? Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?

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[-] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

*Community, this isn't Reddit, there are no "Sublemmys". This place has been around for 3 years, and as refugees we shouldn't try to change established norms.

[-] DeHub@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 year ago

Are you sure? I was told we were conducting a special shitposting operation here.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago

Finally, some good fucking prose in reply. Gratitude. It's no NATO astronaut ballad about Three Gorges, but it'll do.

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, I won't tell anybody else what to call a bunch of delegates, Leopard obsessers and aerophiliacs, the ur-text is quite safe.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Subkbins, then.

[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

sh.itjust.works

subshits?

[-] fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago

Where all the planefuckers at?

[-] Puschkul@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago

I think they may still be busy fucking planes

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

!carsfuckingdragons

[-] CodeInvasion@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Do pilots count?

[-] qwamqwamqwam@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

NATO Astronaut 1: It never gets old, huh?

NATO Astronaut 2: Nope.

Astronaut 1: It kinda makes you want to...

Astronaut 2: Break into a song?

Astronaut 1: Yep.

I love the trenches,

I love the roadside mines,

I love blown bridges,

I love when turrets fly.

I love the whole world

And all its sights and sounds.

Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

I love my plane-fus,

I love nuke submarines,

I love logistics,

I love democracy!

I love the whole world

And all its craziness

Boom-de-yah-da, boom-de-yah-da (twice)

I love dictators

(I like to watch em hang)

I love Three Gorges

I love when things go bang!

I love the whole world

It's such a brilliant place

Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da (repeating until fade)

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago
[-] qwamqwamqwam@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Thanks! The moment I realized "democracy" fit the scansion I knew I was doomed lol

[-] Xperr7@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

I think that planefuckers should be friends with gunfuckers.

[-] AlmostNotFamous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Mumbles in Dwarvish

...ma axe, ma'am

this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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