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submitted 9 months ago by JTskulk@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] Yazer@lemmy.ca 98 points 9 months ago

Of all the things that happened, this happened the most. Trust me bro. wink

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 41 points 9 months ago

No matter how absolutely it happened, it is still hilarious.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

I will never tire of reading greentext fiction

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

God damn, that was a bold ass wink

[-] corrupts_absolutely@sh.itjust.works 83 points 9 months ago

finally a believable story

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 48 points 9 months ago

I don't believe this, he doesn't even mention what weights he uses on his lids.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

What do you lift, bro?

.7 grams, bro.

BRO.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

Man that's nothing, I used to tape my eyes shut and open them through sheer will power.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 34 points 9 months ago

Moral of the story: never skip lid day

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

😉

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

I have an urge to want to see swole lids now

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023

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