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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t they kill more people than sharks?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea

[–] iusearchbtw 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair there are like fifty sharks and a trillion cows. The numbers are in the cows' favour.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Their name is Inigo Moontoya.

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high

Our cows seem to hate germans

[–] amphetaminisiert@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Deitsche 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

wait, don't you mean risk?