Is holiness dilutable? Like, if there's insufficient holiness for a given body of water to be considered pure holy, does the holy dilute into a less holy form? Would it still be considered holy water if you have nothing but the diluted stuff? Is there a limit to how much holy a body of water can contain?

Have you seen the netflix Castlevania series? I feel like you would like it.

Is Holy Water holy because it is water or because it was blessed? Does the blessing remain if water changes state into a gas or a solid?

If you can have holy vapor, you can have holy ice.

You joke but the Catholic canon says that to check if someone is saint you have to pray to him and if miracle happens it means that this person can talk to god because only god can do miracles. And since he can talk to god it means he's in heaven so his a saint. They actually have a pretend 'scientific method' they use for beatifications.

I dunno but the 1982 incident severely reduced the African vampire population

Yeah, it's interesting. In Castlevania, they bless a whole river using a "zombie" priest, for example.

I feel like this is more akin to vaporizing sulfuric acid than Iocaine powder.

It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It's the pollution caused by the church!

have you tasted water its delicious all water is holy praise taplor god of wet

Would it not be easier to have a mass blessing on each of the oceans? That takes care of 97% of the water.

I am more horrified as to how her eyebrows hang weightless in the second frame.

Here you go. I didn't have the images so I looked them up. I couldn't find a good quality image of the second panel with his mouth opened, though.

In case OP doesn't provide, the source is Komi Can't Communicate