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[-] Mytrashopinion@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

You've got this all wrong. Captain planet is blue.Adderall is blue. Captain planet is Adderall. Just take adderall.

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 38 points 1 year ago

Got confused, took Viagra. Help.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

It hasn't been 6 hours yet, just keep masturbating.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

QUICK, STICK YO DICK INTO THE BONG!

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Viagra is also blue πŸ˜‰

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[-] MartinXYZ@kbin.social 23 points 1 year ago

Donuts

OP is Obviously a cop!

[-] ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

You're forgetting alcohol!

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

Alcohol into this concoction is going to backfire spectacularly

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Alcohol is for AFTER work. Xanax is for the work day!

[-] IthronMorn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, this is literally my combo but with some alcohol as well. Works great. Just don't over do it.

[-] sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf 15 points 1 year ago

Kwame being THC πŸ₯΄πŸ« πŸ˜‚

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I’m outta donuts.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I explained Captain Planet to my daughter the other day. She thought it was one of the stupidest things she ever heard. She's right but at the same time, how dare she!

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

One of the members is from the Soviet Union? And surfs? Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Did you tell her we were all going through an environmental awareness trend at the time?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That really isn't an excuse for how ridiculous the show is.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

just remember to drink water, kids

[-] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago
[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Be careful with any pill

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Go to sleep one hour earlier.

Start eating a healthy balanced diet.

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week.

[-] laverabe@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I think there is a happy middle here.

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[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Then lawyer up and hit the gym

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

...but I'm having fun 😁

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I used to have fun like that until about the time I turned 40 and my blood pressure went through the roof. Now I do all the stuff that first guy said lol

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Donuts are an underrated superpower.

[-] Flex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hope for you that it lasts

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Go to the gym at least 4 hours a week

Yeah I'm going to die fat

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

While we are talking about health, exercise and that stuff.

Vitamin D helps against fatigue so give it a try, especially in the winter.

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[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mmm mixing uppers and downers, real 5head move

[-] RedTie13@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Anytime I had to clock-in for a customer service job.

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'll suggest you try generic Aleve. I find it better than ib profin for most aches.

[-] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago
[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Meditation is better for you

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Meditating? In the middle of a retail shift? 🀣

[-] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Replace donuts with little salami sticks and you're bang on.

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago
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[-] M137@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

"Donuts"

You mean sugar... Going by your logic for donuts, the others should be: coffee, cigarettes, joints, etc.

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No logic involved here, just a meme πŸ˜…

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