You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

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[-] netchami@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

I'm suffocating in a wall I guess

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

shoulder leaning on the window, looking at the view Huh? Wait no! Waaaaaaahhhh…… splat.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago

My head and torso are inside my bedroom wall but my legs are not.

[-] wrekone@lemmyf.uk 1 points 8 months ago

I'm having a very hard time picturing how this could happen. Are your legs growing out of your right side?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago

I was lying down and defined my left as what would be my left of I were sitting up. If I had actually been teleported two feet to my left I would have ended up under my bed, and possibly intersecting the floor

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[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

I am now clipping through a cafe table, emotionally scarring the other patrons by dying from bifurcation in front of them

[-] milkytoast@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

I'm like halfway in a wall, half in a bush

[-] Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

That's about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.

Dunno, I guess I'll be on the other side of the bed.

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[-] CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 3 points 8 months ago

I'm wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I'm in the bath now

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Why do you have a bathtub in your bedroom?

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[-] Solemn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

I'm now sitting on a TV

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

fall off my bed

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

I collapse in a heap on a small stack of tripods and camera lighting equipment.

[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I would end up like these two.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm now standing two feet to my left.

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 4 points 8 months ago

Yep, literally standing in the middle of my living room browsing Lemmy on my phone. Loads of room for activities, like getting teleported.

[-] mangosloth@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

So... Do you often just stand in the middle of rooms while looking at your phone? That's pretty damn weird not gonna lie

[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I'd immediately fall onto the floor.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I'm now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.

[-] Deuces@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Ed...ward

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[-] sntx@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

I'd fall off my displaced chair and have my left kneecap stuck in the drawers. I guess I'd die if that merge of my knee with the drawer would result in fusion.

[-] DreamCatcher@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm floating in the air now! Was laying on my right side in bed.

[-] Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg 1 points 8 months ago

Same! Looking forward to the bounce when I hit the bed

[-] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Whose feet are to my left and why are you teleporting me to them?

[-] fernandorincon@reddthat.com 2 points 8 months ago

A lot of people pooping in this thread! I would have fallen out of bed.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Me too, ouch. But still much better than to the right and inside the wall, can't complain.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I'll only have all of my limbs sliced off.

[-] Nyanix@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

I am now sitting in my wife's chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway...

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I would be sitting on the left side of the coach. There would probably be some discomfort as I would be sitting on top of some stuff, but nothing bad really. My cat would at least leave the cable lying there along.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

And.. is your coach okay with it?

[-] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

*couch

Auto correct trick me by putting coach right next too 🛋 when I tried to figure out the spelling.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 8 months ago

I'd be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she's finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I'd be in big trouble for waking her

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Land on my ass

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

I think id be in the mens bathroom, which id be fine with, because im on lunch break right now and its about to end.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.

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