this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2023
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[–] pec@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You'll need a lot of stickers.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

[–] monotremata@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] smeg@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Bean would make a hell of a QA

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend."

[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

"Blew pee everywhere"

[–] hollunder@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory... Is this what they call a 'dickpic'?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

[–] zane@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

You're thinking of "fish stuck in fan"

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If my penis looked like that I'd focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I take it you're circumcised?

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The story here is simply "defacement."

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good if not beheading

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

[–] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

[–] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

i saw these fun stickers that were like "clap to activate" or "yell to activate" that you could put on random things