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I am a 5 year old cop (telegra.ph)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 64 points 9 months ago

I thought the joke went

My kid: shoots a brown person

[-] baked_tea@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Its "shoots dog"

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I guess we got the whole spectrum of offensiveness covered now :D

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I'm so proud of you son 🥹

[-] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 months ago

lol this dude stole a joke to make it friendlier to police what a simp

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah the original joke has the kid shoot a dog, but op is a boot licker

[-] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Me or OC?

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Probably OC, unless you edited the text.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I steal meme ;)

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I saw this same joke but with the punchline being the kid shooting a dog, that was funnier

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk 10 points 9 months ago

Is that common then, for cops to eat free?

[-] teft@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago

I want McDonalds.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Not even for a free meal...

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

🍁Yukon Ghost, @GrahamKritzer

[Diner]

Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free

*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*

my 6 year-old: im a police

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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