Sir Suckalot
Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter
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Sir Suckalot
Bloody hell I need to get my mind out of the gutter
I call him with my name… I’m the vacuum.
Mine is called "Stoffie" (In Dutch a vacuum is called a "stofzuiger"). It translates to "Dusty".
Vactor.
Ricky Megamouth (they/them) - Megamouth sharks suck up their prey.
Cocksucker. Because it sucks more cocks than it does dirt. Which is zero in both cases.
Kombi, like the VW bus
Bunter
Mr. Roboto
Rob-E, play off Wall-E.
Floor-E
Flora
Rocko
Shark brand. Call it BabyShark
Dusty
Catsucker
MultiVac
Mark
Mines: Manuel, because not very automatic
Ours is named Kirby bcuz he succ
Günther
RIP Petunia
Suki!
It's short for 'Suki suki! Five dolla' (Cartman, 1998).
DMO
It's a deebot
Mine is Rémi, because when I told my partner the robot's brand (Dreame) they heard "Rémi". Since then it stuck.
When I grew up we had a saying that translate to something like " it was so messy after the eating we could just let the chickens inn to clean up around the dinner table "(chickens are never a clean option). So I named it robot chicken, RELEAS THE CHICKEN!
Roboslave
Mo, the cleaning robot in Wall-E
We have a Shark robot vacuum, so I called it Sharknado.
Roomer and Roomba
I’m lazy.
Mii
The Bug, or just robot.
“This Motherfucker” is what I usually refer to it as.
We have a Conga brand robot, we just call it "trasto" ("junk" in Spanish).
It's not a friendly nickname, it's a piece of junk that gets stuck everywhere.
I call mine: “ ULULULARGARGARETROPPPIILOOHPLORARAGAROMFAMHEROMFARTEMICRAMYRTRYIMJAMPRETAMVAVFREAVXIMOLEAGRAMPTY”
Well. I would. But I don’t actually have one.