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I hope your holiday is full of love and warmth!

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[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Hello, Lemmygrader.

I'm from Hexbear.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Thank you, noble wizard!

What are your commie wizard magic spells?

[-] RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Good Tidings, my fine feathered familiar! A small selection of spells I've scribbled into the margins of my copy of Capital:

  • Marx's Identify Commodity - Revealing all manner of information about a given object or magic item, including a detailed breakdown of its surplus value. Useful, but does take 20 minutes to cast.
  • Create Food and Water, Heroes' Feast, Ceremony, Magnificent Mansion (a taste of bourgeois living which I give freely to anyone)
  • Enlighten - Awakens a creature, if not already, and instills in them the knowledge of the bourgeoisie's machinations. Awakening them to the eternal struggle.
  • Invoke Solidarity - A form of magical agitated propaganda if you will. It melts away the divisions instilled by the ruling class so that the masses can see each other not for what separates them, but for what binds them together.

These are only a few, mystically illuminating invocations at my disposal, never coercive or against one's agency, only revealing, it is up to the masses to walk the path together.

and Fireball of course, for when you just need to get the job done.

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