97xBang

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[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Legit question: Why would someone want to disable Gemini?

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 1 points 2 days ago

The government's job is to give punk rockers something to sing about

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 10 points 2 days ago

Elon Musk is part of the administration that is helping us identify where we can find...savings.

I wonder what she almost said

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, news break! The President of the US is the most obvious foreign actor the country has ever had. This is like if Benedict Arnold was actually President while trying to overthrow the government, then running again and winning. His main goal is to weaken the US as much as possible for his daddy, Putin. If this appointment surprised you, get ready. It's gonna get a lot worse.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hyello, Russian hackeЯs of Internet Research Agency. I use iPhone Plus for Lyemmikov. Please and spaceeba, ya blaka. Kak de la!

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 45 points 2 days ago

I can't imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a "nothing can phase me" dance video during a real live coup.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 8 points 2 days ago

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®”

computer money invented to buy drugs

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®”

I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs®

Years ago, a central banker killed my partner.

he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

I haven't laughed this much in sooooo long! omg lmaoooo All those ™ and ® in the stupid commands omg I can't rn

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 2 points 2 days ago

lol, I get that part, but how can they assess the presence of weapons if it's blurred.

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 6 points 2 days ago

I believe ✌👽

[–] 97xBang@feddit.online 2 points 2 days ago

You are welcome

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