Hence Gen X
Why did he need to kill them to get their foreskins?
One more reason I would hate to live in America. In Britain we don't give tips.
This is the beginning. Soon weed shall be legal in all of Europe. And I won't be able to enjoy it because I live in the UK 🤦♂️
His arsehole is going to melt the next morning
In my day we only had 150 Pokémon to jack off to. I mean one of them was Jigglypuff so it wasn't all bad
I have an uncle called Chris Hemsworth. He's like 65 so I don't know if he even knows the connection.
Breakfast on weekdays is peanut butter on wholemeal toast. With a huge cup of coffee.
Throughout the day I drink water flavoured by raspberries and blueberries.
Dinner (or lunch to the rest of the English speaking world, I'm from northern England) is a chickpea and mixed vegetable salad I prep for the week on Sunday.
Tea (main evening meal) is normally a pie or something breaded like a Kiev or fish served with chips (chunky fries) and mixed frozen vegetables. Then Greek yoghurt with mashed frozen raspberries and blueberries for dessert.
As a snack most days some digestive biscuits with a cup of tea (what's normally called breakfast tea).
Saturdays I skip breakfast and have a bacon sandwich for dinner.
Once a month I order a huge calzone for tea on a Saturday (my local takeaway calls it the Monster, it has every kind of meat they serve in it) which I dunk in mayonnaise and pig out on whilst drinking a Doombar. Then I have another Doombar whilst smoking a cigar afterwards. Normally there's enough calzone left for food the following day.
I read denies as dies for some reason. Very different story
Do you Americans actually still do that in schools?
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Aggravationstation
joined 10 months ago
Fair point