Happened in the UK last year. I worked on an IT Service Desk where we had like 50 phones being rebuilt. I was in the building on my own on a weekend. I thought it was Armageddon.

The bed next to him says Zach ⬆️ and Mike ⬇️ not Steve? 🤔

Letting the stardates roll by, empty space flowing under-hull

"Cheese dreams...I'm off my ever loving tits."

I mean if you and the machete love each other I think it's fine to sleep together

Brilliant series

Four Lions

No ice is because it's cold as balls here most of the time anyway

Number 3 - I like 'em pale

1 - I like 'em pale

Yup, it'll probably take a few generations after work robots become commonplace for capitalism to finally shuffle off. Life will just suck a whole lot more in the intervening time as you fight for the few unskilled jobs and spend 25+ years in education to get the few skilled jobs available