Asafum

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

The map’s staunchest critics called the map “racial gerrymandering”, while the county judge, Tim O’Hare, claimed it was just about politics

"Hear that SCOTUS? I'm following the rules YOU set! I'm only rigging it for political reasons so we always win! It's not racist at all which makes it totally fine and cool by YOUR standard! Political gerrymandering, denying a majority their say is what we're allowed to do! Yay America!"

/wrist

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago

Aside from all of them being aggravating, the ones that truly infuriate me are the ones like he's using against Brazil... Mother fucker already corrupted the "justice" system in the US, now he's using economic terrorism to corrupt the justice systems of other fucking countries.

I can't wait to be able to piss on his grave.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Idiots in America (MAGA and "independent")

Biden (inflation not caused by him): OMG THE INFLATION! VOTE TRUMP! EGGS!!!! EGGSSSSS!!!

Trump (literally causing inflation by his actions): This is good and fine, it's patriotic to pay more actually! This will fix things!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as he can claim some "legal" justification for it like claiming Mamdani is a communist and therefore this is an insurrection/takeover of a city that needs to be defended or declare some kind of emergency (that the courts never seem to argue. Energy emergency as we cut methods of gaining energy for example) then I think people will mostly roll over and accept it, since it's "legal."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

-2, -3 something like that.

Grew up poor, got yelled at for using a whole can of tuna for lunch kinda poor. Parents divorced when I was 2 so I never knew what it was like to have 2 people that cared about you in the house. My mother remarried 2 more times and we moved like every 3-4 years so I never developed long friendships, this has continued even as I'm independent throughout my life so I've never known stability. Both stepfathers wished I didn't exist. The first was ok, had his own son with my mom that he treated like you'd expect but completely ignored myself and my older brother. The next guy wouldn't use my name, it was "idiot" "moron" "jerk off" etc. naturally all that made me Totally The Most Confident Person Ever™©®

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 142 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Grok: turn left here buddy.

User: um... No, there's no turn there.

Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cheese stuffed bread, what's not to like!? Dip it in some sauce and it's delicious!

That said I haven't actually had one in like 10 years lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 25 points 1 week ago

"savings"

Microsoft executives: time for a $500 million raise! We deserve it for increasing efficiency!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 42 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I hate that I'm already depressed about what they're going to do to him or NYC in general...

I know nothing has happened yet and the election isn't until November, but there isn't a single goddamn thing about this country, especially with the so called leader we have now, that makes me think they will simply allow him to become Mayor. Socialists, Democratic socialists, whatever, simply aren't allowed to hold real positions of power. The entire system is freaking out over the prospect... A single seat in Congress isn't worth causing a mess over, but running "the financial center of the world" and a city that contains the richest people on earth definitely is to them...

Ether Trump takes over NYC like he's already threatened, they deport him, or the Democrats commit political suicide and get caught sabotaging his election. I have 0 faith that he simply wins and gets to be Mayor.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Oh hey I know this game, it's Trump's favorite legal tactic. Delay delay delay.

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

El Salvador: I don't run it, the US does!

US: We don't run it, El Salvador does!

And on and on and on...

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I came across a video once for a game I can't remember the name of, but the guy was like "I cannot believe they KILLED this game! It's completely unplayable now! Why would they ruin the game like this!?"

What they did: cover character cleavage.

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