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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

The day Tumblr banned porn

[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

the horse girl game gets cancelled

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Arsenal's 1994-1995 season

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about the recent seasons? Arsenal fans basically edging coming 2nd 3 seasons in a row and not winning even minor titles. If this continues hahaha

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Arsenal were much worse the decade before this, for them to get to this point is an achievement and they’re bound to win something soon.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They seem legit cursed. Idk how they haven't won even a carabao or fa cup with that squad. Maybe it was arteta micromanaging everything. Berta had to come in

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rome wasn’t built in a day. They’re not cursed, they just haven’t been good enough but the progression year to year is there

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

5 years without a title on a squad that talented seems like a curse. Not even a minor one. Odegard has regressed. Martinelli has badly regressed. Saka will accumulate injuries the way he's overworked. I fear the same with rice, he was forced to play with a broken toe and defensive midfield is extremely demanding. Partey isn't staying and tbh he's the best midfielder besides rice and zubi may be getting rushed. Gabriel jesus is a striker that says scoring is not his biggest strength

Berta needs to make some signings to shake things up for real

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I hate Arsenal, but I’ve been playing them in a Football Manager league with friends and I briefly paid attention to them when they played my team in the Champions, so you could call me some kind of gooner expert

Their team is that ‘draw a horse’ meme, Saka is the only person in that entire attack worth a damn (he’s very talented). Martinelli is largely an ineffective player who is still just potential after 3-4 years

Kai Havertz stalin-gun-1 clown

Gabriel Jesus-paper tiger.

Troussard, Viera…. mediocre.

Their defense and midfield are absolute gangster. Their attack is toothless. But if they get Eze (amazing) and Gyokeres, they will be very formidable.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah imagine they get gyokeres or even Sesko. Use nwaneri more that kid talented. You see the news? They got madueke for 50 million. The gunners are angry as hell about that hahaha

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

second-plane Sir a second porn site has gone offline

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I came across a video once for a game I can't remember the name of, but the guy was like "I cannot believe they KILLED this game! It's completely unplayable now! Why would they ruin the game like this!?"

What they did: cover character cleavage.

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stellar Blade gooners worked themselves into a frenzy because they added a triangle of fabric on a bathing suit in the official launch that wasn't there in the demo and I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about despite having never played the fucking game. A man in his mid 50's that spends most of his days complaining about the woke mind virus created a petition to have the bathing suit returned to the previous state if you want a quick laugh. https://www.change.org/p/free-stellar-blade

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

My man was filtered by the game's box art.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Some porn star getting a breast reduction

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Goon fuel can't melt steel beams.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Dead Or Alive 11 for the Playstation 6 removing boob jiggle.

[–] MineDayOff@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Power outage

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

When u jizz 2 early and have to find something else to do for the rest of the day

[–] abc@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

When Hexbear bans piss & shit & beanis posts....dozens of gooners will start jumping immediately

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No video game tiddy

[–] ScrubsFloorsInHyrule@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

9/11 was a handjob, and George Bush has cum on his hands

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Most famous pornstars stream gets hacked and replaced by religious programming

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

When you're 3/4ths of the way there and the internet cuts out. And then you're left with an awful choice, either just blue ball it for the rest of the day, finish up quickly with "imagination" or invade the Middle East.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I could answer that but I'd be banned crush

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

those “verify your identity” laws for porn sites we have in the usa now

a second bust has hit the towers.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

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