The day Tumblr banned porn
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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the horse girl game gets cancelled
Arsenal's 1994-1995 season
What about the recent seasons? Arsenal fans basically edging coming 2nd 3 seasons in a row and not winning even minor titles. If this continues 
Arsenal were much worse the decade before this, for them to get to this point is an achievement and they’re bound to win something soon.
They seem legit cursed. Idk how they haven't won even a carabao or fa cup with that squad. Maybe it was arteta micromanaging everything. Berta had to come in
Rome wasn’t built in a day. They’re not cursed, they just haven’t been good enough but the progression year to year is there
5 years without a title on a squad that talented seems like a curse. Not even a minor one. Odegard has regressed. Martinelli has badly regressed. Saka will accumulate injuries the way he's overworked. I fear the same with rice, he was forced to play with a broken toe and defensive midfield is extremely demanding. Partey isn't staying and tbh he's the best midfielder besides rice and zubi may be getting rushed. Gabriel jesus is a striker that says scoring is not his biggest strength
Berta needs to make some signings to shake things up for real
I hate Arsenal, but I’ve been playing them in a Football Manager league with friends and I briefly paid attention to them when they played my team in the Champions, so you could call me some kind of gooner expert
Their team is that ‘draw a horse’ meme, Saka is the only person in that entire attack worth a damn (he’s very talented). Martinelli is largely an ineffective player who is still just potential after 3-4 years
Kai Havertz 
clown
Gabriel Jesus-paper tiger.
Troussard, Viera…. mediocre.
Their defense and midfield are absolute gangster. Their attack is toothless. But if they get Eze (amazing) and Gyokeres, they will be very formidable.
Yeah imagine they get gyokeres or even Sesko. Use nwaneri more that kid talented. You see the news? They got madueke for 50 million. The gunners are angry as hell about that
Sir a second porn site has gone offline
I came across a video once for a game I can't remember the name of, but the guy was like "I cannot believe they KILLED this game! It's completely unplayable now! Why would they ruin the game like this!?"
What they did: cover character cleavage.
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Stellar Blade gooners worked themselves into a frenzy because they added a triangle of fabric on a bathing suit in the official launch that wasn't there in the demo and I hate that I know exactly what you're talking about despite having never played the fucking game. A man in his mid 50's that spends most of his days complaining about the woke mind virus created a petition to have the bathing suit returned to the previous state if you want a quick laugh. https://www.change.org/p/free-stellar-blade
My man was filtered by the game's box art.
Some porn star getting a breast reduction
Goon fuel can't melt steel beams.
Dead Or Alive 11 for the Playstation 6 removing boob jiggle.
Power outage
When u jizz 2 early and have to find something else to do for the rest of the day
When Hexbear bans piss & shit & beanis posts....dozens of gooners will start jumping immediately
No video game tiddy
9/11 was a handjob, and George Bush has cum on his hands
Most famous pornstars stream gets hacked and replaced by religious programming
When you're 3/4ths of the way there and the internet cuts out. And then you're left with an awful choice, either just blue ball it for the rest of the day, finish up quickly with "imagination" or invade the Middle East.
I could answer that but I'd be banned 
those “verify your identity” laws for porn sites we have in the usa now
a second bust has hit the towers.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
