I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.
It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.
Honestly that's a pretty decent visual joke, but from a re-election standpoint he probably shouldn't be drawing attention to how he's old as fuck.
If your nihilism doesn't make you happy, you're doing it wrong. The absence of meaning should be a liberating factor, not a limiting one. It's actually dope as fuck that there's no greater purpose to your life, you can never fail as a person when there's no standard you feel you have to meet.
A lot of bougies are building their doomsday bunkers in New Zealand, so based on that alone I'd guess NZ is safe. Then again, if the wealthy are good at anything it's being very confidently wrong, so maybe not.
The overwhelming majority of car accidents are caused by people with driver's licenses, so having one obviously makes you a worse driver.
A sugary tortilla is not a pancake, it doesn't matter if you give it a goofy French name. Cakes have girth.
The alternative is admitting that they had a complete meltdown over a balloon. People can force themselves to believe basically anything if it can save them the embarrassment of admitting they were enthusiastically wrong.
Thankfully it was only a warship, if it was a balloon things might have gotten serious.
You can see the dino-ancestry of birds if you look at a chicken's feet.
The biggest warcrime on display here is that hair, am I right, ladies?