This is not a shitpost.

I don't think it ever "goes away," it just refines over time, like a fine wine.

At first I was like "good luck finding that female semen..." Then I realized I'm just dumb.

Pro tip: every phone is a folding phone if you try hard enough.

The most generic strategy is "do what you can do better than them and their natural predators." In virtually any situation, that's going to be tool use. You may be entering without a weapon, but sticks, stones, sand, doors, trash cans, the clothes on your back or anything you can get your hands on can put you at an advantage. You'd have to be in a pretty sterile arena to truly have nothing available.

If you're particularly fit, you may be able to best most animals in a test of endurance: do everything to delay the clash and keep them moving, and they'll grow hot and exhausted faster than you will.

Bro was living the sovcit dream but wanted more.

I think you're a bit off track. scale accuracy has been a subject of careful scrutiny for millenia. You absolutely have to use the right tool for the job. A kitchen scale is not the right tool for the job. It would be like complaining that you can't take your car's lug nuts off with a pipe wrench.

The fact that I have to put every word in quotes feels like getting on my knees and pleading for the search I actually want.

Miscegny, abortion, sodomy, war on drugs...

There's plenty of things the government has (and it's trying to have) blocked that "normal" people should worry about

Millenial with a manual: you can pull off incredible feats while driving a stick with the right combination of knees and bad decisions.

You can eat gluten-free, vegan, etc without eating like a hipster. That was @pixxelkick's whole point. Actual hamburger patties are gluten-free.

Sky burial!