If you want to see a good example of scientific fraud, read about the scientists and doctors who helped the tobacco lobby lie to the public for decades.

The French show us the correct path.

Here's why Apple users are delusional.

Oh man, he only just got his dream job.

They're actually finely calibrated stones. For instance, my weight is 13 stones and a packet of gravel.

These trees are some of the most fascinating, awe inspiring and majestic life forms I've ever had the privilege to witness. I planted three of them in a field (a big space is required) and it makes me happy to think that one day there could be this enormous trio breaking the skyline. I'll be long gone but they are growing crazy fast already.

It's what I think on the rare occasions I get a look at my wife's genitalia.

You will never reap the rewards of being trapped under water for hours with that kind of attitude.

This is her car

My favourite thing is to hear people talk about having 'great WiFi' as if that is an internet connection.

The whole premise is dumb like their war on drugs, porn and whatever else offends their Victorian-era sensibilities. You cannot stop encryption, the genie is out of the bottle since the advent of PGP. These Dunning-Kruger morons make me embarrassed to be British.

Go woke, become billionaire?