I wouldn't be shocked if somehow the kid lands in jail

We're all brothers on this blessed day

So who and how many go to jail now? I guess around 0

It's not even a joke. My friend worked for a pretty small construction firm. They employeed maybe 16 people. He always worked longer hours and helped out at his bosses house for free. After work i would sometimes go to his workplace to talk for a bit because he was overworked and underpaid. I was there a couple of times where his boss explained that they were on the brink of bankruptcy and everyone has to work extra hard. Dude had an old bentley that was collecting dust and his daily driver was an AMG. One day came in with a pretty new Lamborghini, showing it off proudly to his workers who were still tgere at like 8pm working for free. How did they react? "Woah, cool car" taking pictures and shit. That was the most surreal thing i have ever seen.

I will make you sick and turn you into an unlikable blob.

You don't understand how funny i am when i'm drunk.

You pissed yourself the other night.

I'm sooooo funny i swear

It's gonna be awkward at home and at work when they arrest people they know.

I hope the machine is fine

The german police fires something like 60 bullets a year

Youtube wasn't that bad when you could skip one 5 second ad as well.

Unglaublich wie die anhänger der grössten kinderschänder vereinen immer die grösste klappe haben.

I miss the days when antivaxxers were just a source of amusement, like flat earthers. Now they seem to be everywhere and it's just sad.

If they donate half of what they own they would have more money than they and their family and their ancestors could ever spend. If i donate half my money, i can't pay rent anymore.