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Screw Uber! (lemmy.world)
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[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 82 points 3 months ago

I'd book that lad any time as long as he can adapt to hollering "hell yeah sister".

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 72 points 3 months ago

We're all brothers on this blessed day

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] konalt@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

I am all brother on this blessed day

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

I am all brothers on this blessed day!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

It's okay, it's the gender-neutral of form of the word 'brother.' You know, like 'dude.'

But I'm also sure he'll accommodate your simple request as long as you're not a narc.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Lol, I actually had to google what an eight ball was, but I was already sold at whiskey. So, clearly not a narc. Also not Spez. ^^

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

That's cool, brother. But you gotta tell him if you're a cop. That's the law he's pretty sure.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Can confirm.

Source: no lies were told in the 90s

[-] some_guy 2 points 3 months ago

Now get Hulk Hogan before the racism to join him, brother.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Cool, I'll get the strapon!

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit.

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Can my wife watch?

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

Crank up Kickstart my heart and drive me to the dentist!

[-] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

[-] Superfool@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I am into this, but I want at least 1in 3 corners to be taken sideways in slo-mo.

Also, can I have whisky and an 8-ball too?

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I think they mean that's for the client. I'd rather my driver not be drunk and high, cool as it may be.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Called an Uber Friday night. Dude was much more drunk than I was. I ended up having him crash on my couch.

[-] nyctre@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Lmao, really? Had my fair share of weirdos, but never drunk or high. At least not that I could tell.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I have a friend that drives Uber. Literally high every time he works. He's one of those stoners that claims he's actually a better driver when high. You absolutely don't know if the person driving you is under the influence. He vapes or does edibles, so there's no odor, and he's always wearing sunglasses.

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I know I'm way less aggressive when im baked. My wife gets stressed out driving with me unless I've had a few hoots.

[-] BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I was in an uber with a friend in some Baltimore traffic when the driver almost rear-ended the car in front of us. She was distracted talking to us, I think, was telling us about her life or something.

Immediately after she slammed on the brakes, she admitted to us she was high as a kite, and then went into explaining how she hides it from her rides (uses the ozium stuff to make the smell disappear, leaving a window of time between pickups to ensure the car aired out, etc). Vaping wasn't as commonplace back then, as I think Colorado and only one other state had legalised it at that point.

But, like, damn lady... Why are you telling your two passengers this right after you almost got into a nasty wreck? We just wanted to get to the bar 😂

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

My driver can have a little coke sometimes, as a treat.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Coke without booze is way too speedy.

Can they at least have a Xanax or two to take the edge off?

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 24 points 3 months ago

"Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer."

"Hell yeah, brother!"

[-] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

"Take this trail road in the wooden area its a shortcut dont worry about your balljoints and berrings"

" Hell yeah brother !"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

He didn't say he would do anything you say. Just that he'd agree with it.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 months ago

Based off the Firebird owners I've seen.... he'd do it.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He'd stop and take the t-tops off first.

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I like how the Germans pronounce it, with the umlauts and all.

Moet-ley Cr-ewe

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

When we came up with the name, we didn’t even know what umlauts were. I can remember it like it was yesterday. We were drinking Löwenbräu, and when we decided to call ourselves Mötley Crüe, we put some umlauts in there because we thought it made us look European. We had no idea that it was a pronunciation thing. When we finally went to Germany, the crowds were chanting, “Mutley Cruh! Mutley Cruh! “ We couldn’t figure out why the fuck they were doing that.

-- Vince Neil

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2009/11/motley-crues-vince-neil-is-finally-bored-with-boobs

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

That’s great, thanks for sharing

[-] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

How does the band pronounce it?

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Mot-ley crew

[-] bquintb@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everyone needs a friend like Todd sometimes

[-] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago
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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I know this is satire, but part of me is afraid that it might not be.

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 11 points 3 months ago
[-] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You do you.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Great hood ornament, dude. Hop in, I'm driving.

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -3 points 3 months ago

Sounds fun but I’m guessing an Uber is probably cheaper and less likely to land me in jail.

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