They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics.

I said I have a theoretical degree in physics.

They said welcome aboard.

Its okay to be wrong sometimes

Just blew 2 hours of my life on this game.

Can confirm, its solid.

Obligatory Shattered Pixel Dungeon recommendation.

You can get it on the F-Droid store, but there's also a bunch of other versions (some easier some harder) in the main google store.

Yeah, those ones want to spend 40 of them with you though.

deadly nukes

Is there some other kind of nuke?

So which brand is it?

I can't tell if this is real life or sarcasm....

Did I really miss the memo on this one?

I have heard that my grandmother's secret to perfectly sticking cheese on her pizzas was by adding 2.5 oz of Elmer's Non-toxic Glue to the sauce. Its mightily tasty on the tastebuds.

Damn, that sounds like some real valuable one of a kind kinda merch he's hocking.

No, Freezing to death while drinking porridge together

I don't want to be that guy, but in fairness, ol' boy didn't actually say "biblical republic" (He just wheeled out the old "constitutional Republic" bit).

Doesn't make this any better, but I want to be sure we criticize with facts.