Because that's what a real American does. Trump can't even take a little rain because he's worried about his rotten hair piece

Jesus took the wheel and did the right thing

That sounds like too many snakes

People of walmart....man, i just don't know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?

Wow, what else would you expect from this crack team of parking garage lawyers? Very on brand too - mAkE hIm StOp - jUsT sUe HiM!

...you know, when you put it that way....it does make a little more sense

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

Have we all agreed to a silly name for the hairstyle?
Was it "broccoli head"?

TL;DR

New Game with huge matchmaking issues vs Older Game with no matchmaking issues

I guess it takes a tropical storm/hurricane to flood the region??

All while showcasing his own from the opposite angle. I believe he got banned as a result but not sure if it ever was rescinded or just expired. Classic either way

Too late for that already right? Just like imgur, correct?