Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.

If she really believed that book she wouldn't be talking to me or my penis.

Way to take a stand almost kind of.

Make Arizona Mexico Again

The famously secure mar-a-lago. I'm stunned.

That date explains a lot in regards to Twitter.

This might have been a good time to hit them with some reverse-psychology. Team up with Hillary to lobby FOR self-pardons and watch the GOP house have a stroke.

r/therapy and r/anxietyhelp

I'm sure this will go well.

No, you can't see it.

Y'all seem to be taking your first shower.

Should...Should I ask for that back?

I thought that said PeeTube for a second and thought, "Wow, did they pivot."