El_Azulito

joined 1 week ago
[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Love it. 💪

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s the spirit. …Cause fuck Nazis. Germany gets it. They’re like, “Trust us, ve know how dis turns üt.”

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 149 points 2 days ago (13 children)

What a misleading and poorly written headline.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I’ve never seen a graph so metaphorically and literally apt.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Even his most ardent followers think he will live forever. It’s like a one man Kim Dynasty.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

“….next…”?

😆

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Oooooh, that’s a good one. 💪

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It doesn’t feel like it, though. I got banned from Reddit for going after MAGAts and fascists who initially instigated confrontation with me. America is rotting and even reddit is scared. Bitches. Bitches all around.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heroin really makes you focus too, it’s great for long study sessions.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Saudi Govt: So MbS, what are we doing this week?

MbS: Well, first we’re gonna buy Pokémon Go, and if THAT goes well, then we’ll try to negotiate peace for Ukraine.

Saudi Govt: Priorities, Crowned Prince Mohammed. 💪

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Well, considering I can hear my neighbor through the wall right now, it’s hard to agree with this use of space.

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