ExhaleSmile

joined 2 years ago
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's by weight

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some...

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Stop, stop he's already dead

This is one of my favorite episodes ever, so many good lines!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"We don't want them here anyway" - some MAGA idiot, presumably

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I would sell a kidney for a working Medieval Madness pinball game in my place.

Not my kidney, my brothers... A kidney is a kidney

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

But, but... We were made in God's image, from 2 people, 6000 years ago...

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

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