"If only there were 50 more guns for everyone to whip out at the same time with no way of knowing who the shooter is in the sea of guns, that'll be safer!"

Studies have shown that in places where porn is blocked, ~~rape~~ freedom occurs at higher frequencies than in other places *

*FTFY

(/s obv)

People have gotten fucking insane with this "Everybody should do exactly what I think they should do at all times full stop and if they don't they're literal fucking garbage, and if you disagree or care about a different thing than me you're just a whiny baby whining about baby stuff" mentality.

I'm a lefty, and it's an election year which means I get to deal with this for 10 months straight from the dems.

"I love punching down!"

When someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Unfortunately what gets considered as "The South" is actually anywhere in the country more than ~30 minutes outside of any Metropolitan area. It's not North VS South, it's urban v rural, and Big Ag dropped a fuck load of money a long time ago to ensure land votes harder than people.

"The Economy" = The Stock Market. Nothing else, no other metric.

Interesting though it's just a mischief charge, if I trashed their Jesus garbage you know DAMN well I'm swimming in hate crime charges.

Spoiler alert: He won't.

The number of people I've met who will never take Amtrak again because they saw one delay, but will sit in gridlock for an hour each way to/from work to go 10 miles without blinking an eye drives me batty

Every time. Take credit on the way in, cast blame on the way out.

Why wouldn't they? Their voters know it's bullshit but don't WANT a stable country.

I'm a tall bearded almost ginger mountain fucker that lives in the Bible belt. It regularly takes under 5 minutes for the quiet part to become out loud, always because I agree with the most innocuous shit.

"Blah blah can't find a better job"

Yeah man the job market sucks, when I worked at Target..... (blah blah)

"yea it's too bad target funds antifa terrorists!"

(real example after two minutes of conversation at like 10:45 am)

Every response I get from any of my representatives.

"Thank you for reaching out, here are all the things I'm paid by my real bosses to say about this issue, please shut up now and leave me alone so I can blow my financiers"