I appreciate you posting this, and I truly enjoy the gag, but can I just shake my fist for a moment and whine about the modern state of overused captions on memes? Back in my day, this was the meme, plain and simple:

No need for any of these takes/captions from netizens. It seems like these days, any given meme is below 4 or 5 levels of reddit title -> the retweeter -> the person quoting the retweet -> the person memeing on the retweet quoter...
Anyway, thanks for letting me be crochety and vent. Like I said, love the gag (as well as all of your other splendid posts, so thanks for posting)

https://electrek.co/2026/01/06/catl-ev-batteries-significantly-outperform-rivals-degradation/
What leads you to believe that CATL has been unsuccessful at achieving a 1 million mile battery?