FreshParsnip

I eat microwave pizza pockets. I'm not sure if that counts as calzones

I am yelling incoherently

I don't think we'll ever see him face any repercussions

And yet he still managed to gain so much power to commit another holocaust

Trump knows he's going to die soon and he wants to burn the world down on his way out

But I was told it was the democrats that control the weather

I'm behaviourally challenged

An excellent point. I'd like to ask Rowling, is Hermione still a woman when polyjuiced as Harry? If no, then she's saying gender is changeable. If yes, then she should be able to understand how internal sense of gender isn't dependent on the physical body.

They arbitrarily imprison tourists and then are surprised nobody wants to risk being imprisoned

These are the people who think that Hermione being non-white in the upcoming tv series is a problem because of how it will come across when Draco calls her a mudblood. Yeah, we can't have people reading it as a racist slur when Draco uses a racist slur. I'm genuinely confused as to how they read that scene before.

In one of the movies he's a toddler when he comes out of the pod

I'm pretty sure I knew through popcultural osmosis before I ever saw any of the films

Some people weirdly don't connect fictional scenarios to real life analogues though. Like in the Oz books, a princess is kidnapped and forced to grow up as a boy. Some people don't see that as a transgender character because it's a fantasy scenario. Some people don't see Superman as an immigrant because their brains just don't connect a science fiction situation with an alien to immigration