FuglyDuck

Shutters? Those’ll do it.

It can slow things down, but once the light hits the curtain, the energy has gotten in, where it might dissipate slower, but it is still going to dissipate into the rest of the space.

Reflective curtains can do wonders, bouncing most of the light back out, mind. The advantage of reflective tint, though is that some of the absorbed light heats the window itself and passes that heat back out.

window binds still let the light into the house where the energy then turns to heat.

Heat-reducing window-tint on the other hand is pretty easy to install.

honestly, on the outside, the yoghurt probably isn't a particularly durable layer (i.e. going away after the first rain,) and probably gets to smelling funky. On the inside, it's probably going to also smell funky.

There was that time when someone broke his knuckles and wired his jaw shut so he couldn’t talk or tweet.

Wait. That’s just a fantasy I have.

oh. glad I don't have get someone knocked up and name the kid "YetAnotherJackass."

how's she feel about cats?

or maybe she's more into doggos?

there's also the 15 minute dnd set, which are a few oneshots in 15 minutes; more of your 'normal' dnd. has he advantage of being broken up.

You're looking for a oneshot. (a dnd campaing meant to be short and completed in a single session.) The joy of oneshots is that your players are usually not particularly attached to the characters, so a TPK won't necessarily piss everyone off, and you can ramp the difficulty some.

plenty of sources for free (and not free,) oneshots in a variety of the usual places.

DMsGuild has plenty that are free, or 'pay what you want' as a tip, if you feel so inclined.

"Jackass, who was the son of Some Jackass, who was the son of Another Jackass, who was the son of...."

wth am I supposed to do with that?

life, uh, finds a way.

when a silver loaf and gold loaf love each other very much, do they make a whole lot of electrum loaves?

dad's have perfected the anti-joke. I'm merely an uncle, though, so I struggle through it.

sounds like New Orleans needs more Cowbell.