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I am trying to decide if this is more or less ridiculous than the time when westerners believed that a person will be sent to a prison camp for both having and not having the same haircut as Comrade Kim Jong-un

Blackguard would be fun, though they will probably believe it is a racial slur. Now that I think about it they will probably turn it into one.

"Why Britain struggles to tame the French cock"

I have just learned through a google search that the national animal of the UK is a lion. I will not repeat the joke that made me giggle for five minutes.

Grifting probably

Is that not the argument the early English bourgeoisie used to justify working factory workers to death?
"If a man spends all his time working, then he has no time to get up to mischief"

My father instilled in me the wisdom of "If you own a machine, you should know how to maintain it". Though that advice is more relevant in the global south than the north.

I gladly accept

I also think some users struggle with reading

The majority of users are USAmerican and studies have shown that the average USAmerican reads at the same level as a 12-14 year old.

Tf did they use for a helicopter?

These

Perhaps this is unkind but a better solution would be to make the train more robust so the foolishness of the motorist does not harm the people on the train

You know that thing they wrap around your arm and then tighten?

Sphygmomanometer, it is a fun word