Gamer_time

joined 4 years ago
[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hidden step: Fragging rates of CO's increase by 700%

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bear in mind, LO will only start implementing it if the Zionist entity has not ceased it's occupation of Gaza within September of this year. Just mentioning this so people don't get confused about why it hasn't started yet during the summer.

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (6 children)

What's Dullesification in the first place? never heard of it

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Orin? From Touhou 11? Subterranean Animism? I mean yeah, all she does is carry corpses around all day, she's gotta reek of death.

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Gotta be Project Zomboid, with Build 42 unstable out, there is a wealth of new things to test out. Quite buggy, unsurprisingly, like the bowl duplication glitch or whetstones being uncraftable. But that's peanuts to the fact that the map is expanded, animals are added, guns are totally different and crafting if much more interesting. And all the pieces of flavor! The randomized basements, novelty keychains, dice of all varieties, books and magazines have titles (and are no longer eaten by your character after reading) tons of new zombie stories (I found a silver ring on a "rude letter" on a kitchen counter, I guess a zombie apocalypse is a good time as any for divorce) it's just so much and so good. And it's not even all balanced or polished yet, it's only up from here!

Combat is also totally different, with muscle strain and randomized zombie behaviour, its more difficult to cheese them, and now leveling strength and weapon skills are doubly important as it reduces muscle strain. And guns, yes, no longer are they "melee weapons with a really long range." They actually spawn 3d bullet objects when fired and have to be aimed properly at the undead. Jams are too frequent tho, so I modded those out. The JS 200 shotgun is a real blast!

Well, not experiencing the "proper" game rn tho. Computer is very weak, so I reduced zombie count a lot. Still keep getting scratched tho, I blame lag!!

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Lamb spotted in the riverside, lovely creature

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Vinesauce Joel would say this

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Talk to everyone, the writing is even better in this one, and there are good moments far off the beaten path

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

The highest combo is up to 16, and you get a little cheering SFX if you manage to do it

[–] Gamer_time@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Negative 2C here and a significant layer of snow. Fun fact: Autumn usually lasts into November

 

It looks like your system is crashing! I might have something to help with that!

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Only at McDanooj :burgerpain:

 

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Stalin: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Trotsky: POW! You are dead!

Stalin: I am dead!

Trotsky: Chuckling, while Khrushchev is doing the conga towards the scene (Trotsky says "aw, shucks” as Khrushchev gets close.)

Khrushchev: Oh! Stalin is dead!

Stalin: Yes. I am dead!

Khrushchev: Why is Stalin dead?!

Trotsky: I dunno.

Stalin: I think it was-

Trotsky & Khrushchev: Shhh, you are dead!

Stalin: Ok.

(Beria enters the scene exiting the car)

Beria: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Trotsky & Khrushchev: Stalin is dead!

Khrushchev: So, did you see the murderer?

Trotsky & Beria: Nah, sorry mate.

Khrushchev: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Trotsky & Beria applause)

Beria: Ah, well that's nice

Trotsky: I am damn proud right now!

(Zhukov appears on the scene)

Zhukov: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Zhukov rushes to the dead body of Stalin)

Zhukov: That Stalin is dead!

Khrushchev: We know!

Zhukov: Who killed him?

Khrushchev: We don't know!

Zhukov: I will find clues!

(Zhukov searches through a pile of stuff while sniffing)

Zhukov: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why Stalin is dead!

Trotsky, Beria & Krushchev: Stalin is dead?!

Zhukov: Slams hands on desk Yes, he died!

Trotsky, Beria, and Kruschev: All shocked

Malenkov: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes Zhukov into a building wall, killing him.)

Malenkov: Exits out of Ambulance Davai, Davai! Pushes Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev away from Stalin Move now! Kisses Stalin on head

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Stalin)

Stalin: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Jos- Explodes Oof.

Malenkov: In my medical opinion, Stalin is dead! (Camera rotates to Beria)

Beria: Doc, what happened?

Malenkov: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right Stalin was killed!

Trotsky, Beria, and Khrushchev: Panicking

Malenkov: I don't think it's anything to worry about.

Khrushchev: Well, now what?

(Vasily entering while doing the conga in the background)

Vasily: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Khrushchev: Says “Oh, come on.” before Vasily says boom

Vasily: Look at this! Freaking Stalin is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…

Khrushchev: Yes, yes, Vasily.

Vasily: Yea?

Khrushchev: Go home!

(Vasily’s mother appears in a car telling Vasily to get in)

Vasily: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Vasily: Screams of pain

Khrushchev: Ok, let's get back to the point

Stalin: Poking at his dead body I think Stalin is dead.

Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Malenkov: Stalin is dead?!

Malenkov: Turns around and notices dead Vasily in burning car Vasily! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Stalin

Stalin: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Stalin?!

(Camera shows on Molotov drinking Vodka)

Molotov: Slurp Slurp It was me!

Trotsky, Beria, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Shocked

Molotov: Yes! I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Beria in the chest Boom! Molotov flies off from force of revolver blast

Beria: Screams of pain

Molotov: Woop dee doo!

Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Are terrified seeing Beria’s dead body

Molotov: Burps That’s a joke, lads.

Trotsky, Khrushchev, and Stalin: Starts laughing like crazy

Molotov: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Trotsky Him!

Trotsky: Shocked How did you know?!

Molotov: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Trotsky, as Molotov keeps drinking faster)

Molotov: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Trotsky: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

Khrushchev: You monster!

Stalin: But whyyyyy?

Trotsky: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Trotsky and Stalin: Arguing

Khrushchev: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

Trotsky: Ah dammit Stalin**** off! You are dead.

Stalin: No u, POW! Ha ha.

(Trotsky falls dead on floor)

Stalin: You are dead! Not big surprise.

Khrushchev: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! Khrushchev doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises

Stalin: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.

 

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