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I am currently drinking tea with a fork

The recent events are a staged diversion to distract you from the fact that Santa Claus' name was all over the Epstein Files, follow the cookies

Very funny that they tried to imply that the Order of the Cross of Liberty medals having a swastika somehow proves they are non-political when those medals were literally given to both Himmler and Göring

Here's how you can make Passive Income from gift exchange events (birthdays, white elephant parties, office pre-christmas parties, etc.)

Somehow not a c/fakenews post

On a line from Overwatch to Dota 2, it's like 65 % of the way towards Dota, tragically

I'm thinking 4 to 8 matches of Deadlock per day

MFW I go to the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cumdump Event and see this sign

I hate it when I tell the people in the stagecoach I'm robbing to put their baubles in the bag, and then when I get to the hideout and check the bag, it's halfway full of trinkets instead. If I wanted both trinkets and baubles I would have said so, feels like I spend more time sorting this shit than actually robbing

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They are already laying the foundation for their own Stab-in-the-back myth

If one of you happens to be the owner of the hardware store I buy Lao Gan Ma from, please restock it, I'm close to running out